1. Dair is a healthy relationship that actually works.”
Actually works: They need to get high to have a good sex.
“2. Dan and Blair have palpable physical chemistry.”
Again, bad sex.
“3. Dan brings out the best in Blair and she brings out…
Esse Auror’s Tale é (ou vai ser, não sei ainda) uma webserie que conta cronicas de Hawthorne, um Auror novato e sua luta contra uma gangue de bruxos das trevas em Nova York.
e… PUTAQUEPARIU QUE FODA!
Eis a sinopse completa em inglês no youtube traduzida pela minha humilde pessoa:
“A cidade de Nova Iorque é um campo de batalha. Magia negra reina no submundo. O DMLE (Departamento Novaiorquino de Execução das Leis da Magia) é a única linha de defesa. Hawthorne é o novo recruta e a última ameaça a esses criminosos. Mergulhando no pesadelo que sua profissão oferece, se torna inimigo da mais depravada gangue de bruxos na cidade: o turbulento e violento grupo chamado Hellhounds. AUROR’S TALE são as crônicas das trempestuosas aventuras de Hawthorne.”
PUTAMERDA! MAL POSSO ESPERAR PRA VER!
Let’s hope GG will finally be a nice show again (R)
This simple songfic was inspired by the song “Use Somebody”, by Kings of Leon. It takes place on GG finale, picturing a cenario where Blair left NY with Dan. The rest of it… Just read! It’s really short and I hope you like it.
I mean, if Blair and Chuck and Dan & Serena don’t come back for each other… I have my own alternative-bubble! Which means… Cherry, Cherena, Suck, Van der Bass <3
I know it’s kinda asking too much, but pleeeeeeeeeeeease )’:
That’s exactly the point. S. was worst in the beginning of the series, and that is acknoledged by everyone. She does not deny it, neither do I. However, just like Chuck, she changed. May I remember you season four when Blair just KNEW Serena was into Dan and hit on him anyway? That’s a difference of age between them. Blair will always be Blair. I love her as a character, but when it comes to choose her or S it’ll always be S. Just put yourself on the show: S is a better friend. S is a better person. She’s even the most human of them all. She’s not a normal archetype of character: Chuck is the lost/bad boy, Dan is the lonely good boy, Blair is the bitch-turned-good and Nate is the cute one. S was supposed to be the Mary-Sue of the thing: always good, always pretty, always lovely. She’s not. She makes mistakes, she loves passionately. I just think any girl in her age is more or less like that. Just picture yourself having money, beauty and men. That’s my answer.
It’s really fine for me if he breaks up with Blair. Really. I’ll scream, fangirl, and all those stuff. But now, truth’s gotta be said: He and Blair hurted Serena till she couldn’t even feel a damn thing. She’s in million pieces. If he breaks up with Serena’s so called bff, then I think our golden girl should just let him alone for a while. I really love S. I think she’s gotta love herself a little bit more.
12 ONE TRUE PAIRINGS - 02. EZRA FITZ & ARIA MONTGOMERY
Fandom: Pretty Little Liars
Reason: So please don’t leave quite yet. I CAN’T. SORRY. THEY’RE PERFECT. As I already said, I’m a sucker for forbidden love, and COME ON. These two are the couple out of ALL forbidden couples. I mean, a student-teacher relationship, the huge age difference. But Kate doesn’t care. Kate loves them. YES I LOVE THEM TO BITS. And I can’t live without my Ezria anymore. I need them to live, they’re my PLL air. The way they look at each other, their perfect smiles, their perfect kisses, their perfect lazy days in Ezra’s apartment. The scene where they told Aria’s parents, I’ve watched it a million times and it was just perfect. I’m not even mad at Mike, because he’s the biggest Ezria Shipper on the show besides Hanna. I just love these two so much, it’s ridiculous. For quite a while these two were my top OTP, but then they swapped with my first-place-OTP again, but actually I love them equally. There are not enough words how to explain why and how much I love them. I’ve seen youtube videos about them before I even started watching PLL and I shipped them without knowing their story or circumstances or anything. Just the fact that they were student and teacher and that they look perfect together made me ship them, it’s crazy. And when I started watching PLL I got addicted to these two and every episode without Ezria is a disappointment for me, but they’ll be endgame, for sure.
Serena van der Woodsen Quotes
Oh my Serena Freaking Awesome Van Der Woodsen.
“The Gossip Times: Ten Reasons to Ship Dair!1. Dair is a healthy relationship that actually works.”
Actually works: They need to get high to have a good sex.
“2. Dan and Blair have palpable physical chemistry.”
Again, bad sex.
“3. Dan brings out the best in Blair and she brings out…